Title: OTP Kindahgahtan Projeckt
Pairing: Snape/Granger
Rating: Totally G, totally.
Warnings: Flagrant abuse of mediums -- & CRACK
Notes: FOR THE LULZ. *This is what happend when Snogged was transported back in time to Kindergarten. Teacher gave us construction paper, paint, glue, sharpies, regular and colored pencils. She told us to make a picture of TWU WUV. My kindergarten self did not quite get this concept*.

*Comments may be fictitious bullshizz, but you'll nevah knowwwww!

( MY SCANNER HATED ME FOR TRYING TO SCAN THIS. IT SHOWS. )


You may be pleased to know that I was suspended for not following directions---so no moar construction paper art.
Heeeheeeeheeeeeee ♥ Srsly, srs works incoming to a post near you.

Dearest Meg/Lariope---I'm not sure if you remember the pay-it-forward post, but you were the first to sign up for a gift, and I am pleased to have finished it on your birthday! (At least, it's still the 23rd here!) I wish you many happy returns and hope this pleases you!


Title: The Answer of a Reunion
Pairing: Snape/Granger
Rating: Art is G, drabble is R (cursing/past sexual implications)
Warnings/etc: AU, student/teacher (Hermione's age is not specified) -- really rather tame :)
Wordcount: 400; drabble: dialogue only
Notes: I looked up lariopefic's SS/HG prompts for the last exchange and was inspired by the idea of a reunion + morally ambivalent Snape + snark + semi-fluff/happyish endings. Although this barely touches the edges of all; blame the Lemur muse!

( The Answer of a Reunion )


Bonus points if you can spot the symbolism -snurfles

Title: Where Do You Think You're Going?
Pairing: Snape/Granger
Rating: PGish mildly NWS for a hint of phallic-magic [to be safe]
Warnings: Flagrant abuse of PSP8. And total lack of any sensical style. Uh, real warnings? Not really---it's all pre-dubious situations.
Notes: Srsly, I should be ashamed for not just shooting the wounded art bunny. And the fact that I wasted so much time with it. I tried to combine/mimic a few other art styles and Failed Hard. Snape almost ended up in yellow because I was so angry with this picture (and feeling particularly malicious). Fortunately, he was spared due to learning a few new tricks with the tools of photoshop. LET'S JUST CLAIM I DID IT FOR THE LULZ. WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH TRUE, ANYWAY. *nod*




( Tiptoe Through The Tuli--Dungeons )


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Now to go stick it on DA and see if they pull it down. >:) Or something.

Title: Billy the Lemur
Author/Artist: lj: siriuslysnogged
Rating: G
Summary: The muse demanded to be drawn (for blessing me with his presence lately). I can't say no to him...or he'll hurt me. He's a lemur, as you should well know--but he's also an (anthropomorphic) adolescent human male. He's flaky as fuck. Slightly deranged. Whispers plot bunnies in my ear at the worst times possible, yet whenever I need him he's up in his tree throwing rotten fruit at me. And he's 100% a fantastical figment of my overactive imagination.
Notes: Rather quick--from start to finish >2 days. Don't take this too seriously. Or I'll make him bite your muse and spread the disease :P



He's amused that I think I somehow own him.


Larger version: http://pics.livejournal.com/siriuslysnogged/pic/0003yg2b

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Uh, and yeah. Now go draw the manifestation of your inspiration, or something.

Something I've been working on for awhile...
And am now sick of tinkering with.

Title: Hand Over The Girl...!
Pairing: Snape/Granger
Rating: PGish mildly NWS for skin [to be safe]
Warnings: None, really. Except for lots of skin. But none of the pervy kind; just anatomical study--of sorts. Truthfully I should have spent more time on the coloring part (approx: a day); the line art took me several months to get to the stage it's in --i.e foreshortening is a whoar.
Notes: This is what happened when I was studying my anatomy art book. Then, I made the poor boytoy pose--and a large mirror was abused. Uhm, as for what is happening: It's supposed to be a dream. A wish. A drug induced fantasy? You decide what and whose.

((Teeny edit: I realize he's holding the wand in different hands... let us just say he's talented. *headdesk*))


*( Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. )



*quote borrowed from James Dean :P

Snogged presents you with psuedo!crack art...

Title: U gon get... [*mumble*guess*mumble*]
Pairing: Snape/Granger
Rating: Mature/NWS
Warnings: implied impending dub-con, Granger is possibly underage
Notes: I hate jpeg distortion ... and lighting just pisses me off. Uh, this is a heavily cleaned up sketch ... For the lulz.

UPDATE: I figured out that saving it as PNG distorts it a lot less. Why did no one tell me this?


( I'd sniff the towel. )



Snape IS pleased with my amusement, this time. :D

So the muse produced this from watching South Park...

G rated: Hermione/Snape!SP-STYLE:





( Ohnoes )

Snape is not pleased with my amusement. LULZ LULZ LULZ.

This Page, Under the Cut, is Not Safe for Work.

Title: The NecRomancer [3/?]
Author/Artist: coerciveconsent (siriuslysnogged: LJ)
Pairing: Snape/Granger
Rating: Mature
Summary: A lonely necromancer searches for an answer. The one he finds cares naught for the question. What, if anything, can he do to make her see things his way?
Warnings: AU magical world. Chan (Granger is 12; Snape is 31). An overall dark and dubious work in limerick/art form.
Notes: This is an experimental piece. I'm not sure where it will go, or where it will end. Updates may be infrequent- but I'll link everything together to make it easy.
Notes 2: The middle panel is 1/2 photo manip--I'm not linking to the original because I don't want to involve picture taker in this creepy art. Brushes were used for trees, but I have no idea where I got them. Boytoy got offended by Snape's penis size; esp when I said they look better drawn bigger. *dork hat* Sorry this is late[ish]---school is kicking my arse.

First Page: Here.
Second Page: Here.

Tempt Not A Desperate Man
-Shakespeare

( The NecRomancer, Page 3 )


Thanks for all the support thus far, it means a lot to me :)


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Also: originally posted Feb 19th 09' --- I suck at updating IJ.

This Page, Under the Cut, is Not Safe for Work.

Title: The NecRomancer [2/?]
Author/Artist: coerciveconsent (siriuslysnogged: LJ)
Pairing: Snape/Granger
Rating: Mature
Summary: A lonely necromancer searches for an answer. The one he finds cares naught for the question. What, if anything, can he do to make her see things his way?
Warnings: AU magical world. Chan (Granger is 12; Snape is 31). An overall dark and dubious work in limerick/art form.
Notes: This is an experimental piece. I'm not sure where it will go, or where it will end. Updates may be infrequent- but I'll link everything together to make it easy.

First Page: Here.

Tempt Not A Desperate Man
-Shakespeare

( The NecRomancer, Page 2 )


Can you find all my blatant symbolism? :)

Title: The NecRomancer [1/?]
Author/Artist: coerciveconsent (siriuslysnogged: LJ)
Pairing: Snape/Granger
Rating: Mature
Summary: A lonely necromancer searches for an answer. The one he finds cares naught for the question. What, if anything, can he do to make her see things his way?
Warnings: AU magical world. Chan (Granger is 12; Snape is 31). An overall dark and dubious work in limerick/art form.
Notes: This is an experimental piece. I'm not sure where it will go, or where it will end. Updates may be infrequent- but I'll link everything together to make it easy.

Tempt Not A Desperate Man
-Shakespeare

( The NecRomancer, Page 1 )


:)

Second Page: Here.

Snape/Hermione!Rape --- disturbing yet hot. Hmmm.

I so want to know who created that beautiful piece of art x)

Title: The Absence of Empathy
Pairing: Snape/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's a creative writing drabble, must I?
Warnings: Dark!fic, moral ambiguity, prostitution, Un-beta'd
Wordcount: A few over 600
Author Notes: Written because I am bored and the porn I watched made me do it. And, well, I'm pervy and needed a creative outlet. My biggest hope is that it will inspire you to write something of your own.

( The Absence of Empathy )

As I said ... just something I tinkered with for amusement purposes. I found some really great sites that help you through the writer's block, and after working a bit on my Winter Smut fic I felt the need to blow off some darker and pervier steam.

CUZ WRITIN' ROMANCE IZ HARD. Okay, so it's channy, lustful, semi-dark Romance ... but there's still a whole lot of bonding going on and not enough hardcore fucking xD Change of pace is good, Lisa. Change of pace is good.

Hope you enjoyed anyway! May the MUSE be with you!

So lazy with the transferring fics from LJ to here. -sigh

Title: The Price of Truth
Pairing: Snape/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Some things are worth knowing ... no matter the cost.
Warnings: Dark!fic, moral ambiguity, non-con, drug abuse, creepy imagery
Wordcount: Approx 3,600
Author Notes: Written for my dearest sbrande , I really hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. *leering grin*

Thanks to natashavonsnape for the beta! My other beta is ill, so we can blame Natasha for all the errors you find. Just kidding! Still all mine. ETA: Wonderful Elizabeth has sent me her edits, and I have done a bit more editing.

( Read more... )

All drug references were based on true experience ... unfortunatly (or maybe fortunatly - since I was with my father at the time) without the coercive sex/orgasms.

Lmfao... I've been meaning to put this up for awhile. Its a hilarious yet disturbing drawing I did for a friend of mine in Biology class last term. The backstory is that I told him about this absolutely intriguing disgusting porno I saw of this PIG (yes real farm animal pig) having sex with this crackwh0re lady... and so he made a joke about how I should draw Animagus!Snape as a pig... with Hermione ofcourse xD

This is actually not explicit- [only suggestive] - probably even work safe though I'll go on the side of caution and say no cause you'd probably get a raised eyebrow or two.


*In which Harry has a horrible, yet wonderful horrible dream...*
( The debauchery insues... )

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST- my boyfriends beautifully done contribution to the Harry Potter fandom!

I asked for a smutty picture of Hermione/Snape and he decided to draw me this instead! NOT WORK SAFE

( Read more... )

_{Let me know if these don't show up- I don't trust the last site I used for Subs pic- didn't want photobucket to delete my accnt for lewd pictures so just found a random site to upload his drawling at :D}

GUESS WHAT I GOT?

Subastian bought me a new scanner/printer/copier and now I can share my horrible drawlings with you!

Okay some aren't so bad but I'm not ready to share them yet. Here's the ones that are quick and scrawly and that I did while I should of been paying attention in biology!

-cringes away from buffbanded ;)

( Hermione/Severus scrawble )

( Severus alone scrawble )

( Hermione alone scrawble )

Hahah sorry xD